On gossamer wings, the faeries arose
And painted the sky in fuschias and mauves
They used teal, tangerine, salmon, dusty rose
Sprinkling colors so gay, they have names no one knows
The faeries rejoiced at the colors they chose
But down on the ground, one queen wrinkled his nose
Phone in his hand, Bobby barked out, quite furious
"This is Mr. Trendy, and I ordered LUXURIOUS!"