JOE: Is he still calling you?
MIKE: Yes, he's driving me crazy.
JOE: Too bad you can't put someone's phone number on "ignore."
MIKE: No shit. Oh, and get this...he's going around telling people he's my Ex! And we fucked, what, like 3 times?
JOE: Five.
MIKE: Whatever. Five. He's so not my Ex. I don't even know how to spell his last name!
JOE: Isn't it N-O-D-I-C-K?
MIKE: See? This is why you and me are best friends forever!
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