Trick Talk With Mike And Joe

JOE: Is he still calling you?

MIKE: Yes, he's driving me crazy.

JOE: Too bad you can't put someone's phone number on "ignore."

MIKE: No shit. Oh, and get this...he's going around telling people he's my Ex! And we fucked, what, like 3 times?

JOE: Five.

MIKE: Whatever. Five. He's so not my Ex. I don't even know how to spell his last name!

JOE: Isn't it N-O-D-I-C-K?

MIKE: See? This is why you and me are best friends forever!

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