I just about laughed my socks off when I spied a poll on the Zimbio web site a few minutes ago.
Voters have the opportunity to cast a ballot for the spouse of the presidential candidate they figure to be the best potential 1st Lady.
There, amid the photos of Michelle Obama and Cindy McCain, is a flattering pic of Slick Willy looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed! Emphasis on tail.
Currently Bill is in the lead with 44% of the vote. Meanwhile, Cindy is in 2nd place with 34%, as Michelle trails valiantly behind with 22%.
But, the night is young!
Say now, perhaps this is Bill's golden opportunity to reveal a bit of his feminine side to the American voters.
He may be a better man for it.
In a swirl of fashion fantasy, I envision the poser in a simple - yet elegant - chic strapless number.
Fire-engine red, don't you think?
That tart!
Don't forget to give a good tuck here and there, Bill.
We don't want any sly Jack-in-the-box popping out unexpectedly now, do we?
Stand up and be heard folks. Surf over to zimbio now.
May the best woman - um - womanizer, win!
www.zimbio.com
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