America's Got Talent...MySpace invite to compete on the talent show! Win a million bucks.

So, ‘ya think you've got talent, kid?

Can you lick your nose with your tongue, or perform untold pretzel-twisting feats with your flamboyant flexible bod?

Just maybe, you can belt out a tune and touch the masses, not unlike the mesmerizing Paul Pots managed to in recent days?

If so, then sign up with MySpace to appear on the final taping of the musical entertainment extravaganza - "America's Got Talent" - and an opportunity to win a million bucks!

Here's what you have to do to be considered for an appearance on the hit talent show.

SEND A TAPE NOW
Don't delay or you'll miss the last call for videotape submissions.

FOLLOW THREE EASY STEPS
*Submit a 2-3 minute videotape of your act.
*The performance must be a "cover version" of a published tune.
*Make sure your entry is not an original song.

CONTEST RULES
*The show accepts VHS & DV tapes & DVDs only.
*No hi-8's or formats that need VHS adaptors allowed.
*Label the entry with name, address, and phone number.

SUBMISSION INFO
*Download and complete three forms:
*Eligibility Requirements * Casting Info Sheet *Release Form.
*Answer all questions.

WARNING
America's Got Talent will not view a tape unless the contestant has completed, signed, and enclosed the "Casting Info Sheet" and "Personal Release" form.

SUBMISSIONS
The Producers
America's Got Talent (Season 3)
3727 W. Magnolia Blvd.
#808
Burbank, CA 91505

Break a leg!


Judges kibbitz on sidelines...

MySpace...harem! Bodacious Bevy of Babes pretty up site.

Through some curious phenomenon, a bevy of bodacious babes have been posting requests to be my "friend" over the past couple of weeks on my profile at MySpace.

Gosh, they're all pretty and curvy and beckoning from afar.

How can I resist?

Without much ado, I usually stroke the "approve" button - at which point - in a flourish of silk, tender flesh, and flimsy undergarments, the seductive sirens sashay onto the site and sidle up to my regular cast of tried-and-true friends.

Sadly, on occasion, a sultry-looking lady is denied entry to my secret lair. In that rare instance, it's usually because a smoldering siren has uploaded a provocative still a little too on-the-edge of soft-porno, for a site I still bill as family entertainment fare.

At my blog, savvy surfers can view an animated video, guffaw at a political jibe, or peruse a movie review to fathom if the release is worth plunking down 10 bucks a head (popcorn and soda extra).

Curiously, after a few days, the harem girls slip away into the starry night - if only for an hour or two. Then, without warning, requests from a whole new batch of bodacious babes sizzle into my mailbox for another scintillating round of titillating visual theatrics.

It just occurred to me today - duh, I'm slow on the uptake, I guess - that perchance the seductresses have been pining for a little afternoon delight.

Any takers?

I prefer lovemaking when the moon is full and the passions run high just around midnight!






Temptress hints at naughty fun.
What would Freud think?