Rodeo Redux

"Jack! It's me, Ennis! Over here in the Dolce & Gabbana section! Ooh, girl! Those seersucker chaps are to DIE for! And the spurs on those Prada boots? Fierce!" I hope this ad doesn't mean we're going to start seeing urban cowqueens working the Gaza Strip, AKA Eighth Avenue. One round of faux ranch hands is enough for anybody's lifetime, right? Oh wait, I think that's Debra Winger on the other line.