Anderson Cooper...underwear fetish? Weekend Gay Pride special...

Spies gossip that Anderson Cooper takes a shower at the gym in a pair of tight white form-fitting spandex boxer-style shorts.

Do you suppose he has a kinky fetish for silky wet fabric against the naked flesh?


Or, is he concerned that if he goes in the buff some sly gym bunny might surreptitiously nab a 360 degree image of the shower scene and stream the video onto the Internet for prying eyes to screen?

News at 11!

To strip or not to strip, that is the question

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Barack Obama...seeks cash from Abercrombie & Fitch flesh?

There was a lot of brouhaha in the press over the past twenty-four hours over a pride of Abercrombie & Fitch models that turned up in back of Barack Obama when he chatted last night in Evansville, Indiana.

At the rally, a campaign volunteer allegedly approached the fellas to queue up behind Obama during the speech.

Pretty up the background? I wonder.

Because their T-shirts were scrawled with the A & F logo on their face, many wondered if Obama was rustling up a bid for some campaign cash from the high-profile retailer, or just lookin' to spruce up the Presidential hopefuls GQ-inspired man-about-town image.

Was it shrewd product placement or just a fluke?

Or, is the Senator going full steam ahead for the gay vote?

Fortunately, the young dudes didn't climb on stage, toss their T's, and show a little naked butt.

That stunt nearly landed Abercrombie & Fitch up on obscenity charges in another part of the Country in recent days.

Do you suppose Obama wears Calvin Klein underwear, too?

Mens Underwear...for spills in the street! Ginch Gonch, 2(X)ist, and Calvin Klein!

Well, when you were a kid, your mother drummed it into you.

"Wear clean underwear. You never know when you'll be in an auto accident in the street."

Say what?

One day recently, I witnessed a collision on Laurel Canyon, and the advice came home to roost!

I was waiting for a light to change - when a middle-aged woman thought she'd take a gamble and effect a quickie left turn - in spite of the fact a motorcyclist with the right of way was headed in her direction at top speed.

Big mistake!

Half way into the turn - the guy on the bike slammed into the side of her old caddie, soared over the roof from the impact - and landed with a thud in the middle of the bustling city street.

Ouch!

In a quick emergency effort to determine the extent of the injuries, paramedics sliced open the sides of his tight jeans at the seams.

At this point, his dingy-looking underwear, was exposed for all the by-standers to see.

Heh, Mom!

Now, I understand what you meant!

So, if you want to be fashionable when you're hanging out on the street, why not sport a pair of tightie-whities from Ginch Gonch, Calvin Klein, or 2(X)ist?

All, fit snugly.

And, they sure beat flapping in the breeze!