In The Gay-vy

England dropped its version of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" back in 2000. The result? The English navy is working to implement "drama-based" classes to help make straight recruits comfortable with their gay shipmates. They want to train the straight sailors to act gay, presumably in order to make them understand what the other side is feeling. "No, no no! You're doing it all wrong! First you say the bitchy remark, THEN you snap your fingers in his face. Now try it again, but this time, call him 'fat and tired'."