Things I can no longer do without my glasses:
- operate my iPod
- shave/trim my beard
- unlock my apartment door
- use an ATM
- pay for drinks
- work my remote controls
- make a call on my cellphone
- glue on my hairpiece
- purchase a Metrocard
- zip up my coat
I guess I should swallow my pride and stop calling them my reading glasses.
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