To me, a hotel - with 24-hour room service - is tops!
And, those trundling off to the Dubai Film Festival this week, have the golden opportunity to sample the ritziest accommodation on the far side of the Globe.
Til now, the discerning jet setter has been content to lodge at 5 star establishments around the planet. But now, in one of the largest cities in the United Emigrates, a fabulous 5 plus 1 (6 Stars!) Star Hotel has been erected on a palm-shaped man-made Island off picturesque Jumeirah Beach.
At the check-in desk guests are whisked away in a chauffeured Rolls Royce. And, after passing through a high-tech security check point with ease, impeccably-dressed Butlers proceed to expertly cater to every whim.
The newest hostelry has a total of 202 spacious duplex suites decorated in sumptuous rich colors and tactile textured surfaces that invite, relax, and pamper the senses.
Extravagant features include a 42 inch plasma TV, Hermes amenities in each suite, and a wide-range of plush pillows to choose from (thirteen to be exact) to meet every individual taste.
To while away leisure hours guests may take advantage of unlimited access to the "Wild Wadi Water Park" or go for a jaunt on a scenic Helicopter tour over Dubai. In the alternative, the water-bound may opt for a Yacht charter.
Golfers may be inclined to pick up the clubs and saunter off to well-manicured courses at Montgomerie, Emirates Hills, Dubai Greek or Arabian Ranches.
When night falls the adventurous may go all out and head for the Sky Bar.
At the novelty bar a mixology trolley passes from one finely decorated dinner table to the next, amply stocked, and ready to conjure up exotic cocktails to heighten the spoiler experience.
Later, at one of the 10 restaurants - "The Oyster", for instance - guests may throw caution to the wind and spring for a seafood dish prepared by world-class chefs.
As the night comes to a close a handful may opt to nurse on a nightcap or coddle themselves in the "Spa and Health Club" on the 18th floor where a spectacular panoramic view of the surrounding countryside beckons from below and beyond. There's a lot in the offing - an assortment of treatment rooms, hydrotherapy baths, sauna, steam rooms, Jacuzzis - for instance.
In addition, there are two infinity pools, a squash court, and a fully equipped fitness studio and an aerobics floor for the active guest keen to stay trim and in shape.
The cost? Well, if you're on an expense account, go for it. But, be ready to face the music when your boss scrutinizes the receipts.
All others, if you have to ask you can't afford it.
Can't wait to pack, can you?