Spies gossip that Anderson Cooper takes a shower at the gym in a pair of tight white form-fitting spandex boxer-style shorts.
Do you suppose he has a kinky fetish for silky wet fabric against the naked flesh?
Or, is he concerned that if he goes in the buff some sly gym bunny might surreptitiously nab a 360 degree image of the shower scene and stream the video onto the Internet for prying eyes to screen?
News at 11!
To strip or not to strip, that is the question...