When he appeared on Jay Leno's show, David Beckham chuckled that after his new underwear ad appeared full throttle in the media, his Mother knocked him up (English term for calling someone on the telephone, dudes!) and exclaimed somewhat incredulously,
"Whatever were you thinking?"
I'd like to know, too. The ad is a curiosity, to say the least.
I mean, why the heck is he in a prone position in bed with his pants pulled down, with sheets turned wide aside, staring at the crotch of his skivvies?
Did he pass out the night before, drunk as a skunk? Now, come dawn, is he slippin' them off to relax in his comfy bed?
But, that scenario doesn't make sense. After all, he's staring at his crotch, isn't he?
Well, maybe he's into himself, a tad. Perchance, the sight of the bulge in his undies will get the lad aroused, so he can facilitate the nasty deed? You know, whack it a little, 'til Posh breezes in from a shopping spree?
In another still from the series, Becks is turned to camera.
Ah now, the package looks more inviting - chock full - if you know what I mean.
I wonder if he had a fluffer on the photo shoot.
Curiously, in a World Entertainment news article recently, film producer Judd Apatow made a startling revelation about male genitalia,
"America fears the penis, and that's something I'm going to help them get over."
Apatow wants to feature more male frontal nudity in movies, for instance, to overcome the stigma.
Maybe, David Beckham will rise to the occasion, too.
I mean, how long are you gonna tease us with come hither looks, Becks, before 'ya whip it out?
Do tell!
