Shortly after the radio squawked to life as I sped down Flamingo bright and early this morning, a disc jockey on a local FM Radio Station (10.75) chuckled about a recent appearance Michelle Obama made on the talk fest the "View".
"Blackie "O". That's what she looked like to me."
A posse of jocks were chit-chatting in a round-robin of morning gossip gleaned from the by-ways and highways of the Nation.
According to the trio of spirited jocks (one woman & two dudes) Michelle recently had a make-over to tailor her image for the White House. In doing so, the trio cackled that her handlers obviously had a role model - "Jackie O" - in mind when they rustled up the new persona.
"Look, there's the pill box hat. The pearls. And nifty dresses - similar to those that Jackie strode in the public spotlight in - that she made famous," they argued matter-of-fact.
I wonder why no one thought of that label - Blackie "O" - before, the curious jock wondered aloud?
Probably because it's derogatory and potentially racist, do 'ya think?
The same observant fellow laughingly referred to the "View" gadfest as a basic daily cluster Fu** in front of the microphone.
And, that Whoopie Goldberg, they lamented. What does she pull in, about two mil? And she just stumbles through the interviews, mumbling 'bout this 'n that. At times, slurring her words.
At the end of the segment the boastful jock noted that he wanted credit for the Blackie "O" moniker.
"I got credit for coming up with "Dick Flick" (chick flick inspired it)," chimed in another jock from the sidelines.
Yes, I guess they'll mention me on Entertainment Tonight or TMZ, the comic shock jock proudly asserted.
Well, guess you'll have to settle for The Tattler for now!
Michelle looks like a Faither Healer to me...