Showing posts with label Angelina Jolie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Angelina Jolie. Show all posts

Dykes on Bikes, Mark Wahlberg, Harry Potter gay spoof...rack up hits!


One of the features at WordPress I have particularly warmed up to is the blog stats function.

If a blogger is wondering how it is that web surfers unceremoniously arrived at his or her doorstep, the savvy blogster has only to check a special section of the logs to determine which "search words" were used to locate the site.

Also, since WordPress automatically matches up blog posts with related stories of interest, it is immensely intriguing to use a little detective work and fathom the links that hooked up the mercurial Internet seekers to your posts.

Another feature is pretty practical, too.

A WordPress filter senses when a spam post is being attempted and summarily places it into a holding pattern or queue until the blog owner has the opportunity to okay it or not.

For example, after I posted a feature on Erotica LA this weekend, my site was inundated with ads, videos, and promos for porno web sites!

I was able to select the best ones - um - weed out the nasty little devils and send them off to the recycle bin.

Aw, what waste of succulent erotic flesh, eh?

Most web site owners and bloggers are curious to know how popular their site is and how many clicks they're getting.

Over the past couple of days, for instance, the logs paved the way for me.

A post on Dykes on Bikes (West Hollywood Gay Pride), Mark Wahlberg (shower scene), and a gay video spoof on Harry Potter landed the top hits.

Angelina Jolie scored pretty high as well.

With a little astute analysis it should be obvious to many that this weekend - for some inexplicable reason - the masses around the Nation were horny, titillated by gay sex, and fascinated by butch women on motorcycles.

Only in America!


Risque Beowulf publicity stills of Angelina Jolie revved up the band waves!

Cannes Film Festival...$30,000 per table; mingle with Prince Albert!



Yesterday, I received a notice that Blue Group has two tables available for a prestigious Film Festival event next week on the Riviera, in France.

A handful of the well-heeled tony elite will join Prince Albert and his VIP guests for a unique evening at the exclusive Greenhouse in Cannes, Thursday May 15th.

The private dinner for VIP's is being tossed in aid of the celebrated "Prince Albert of Monaco Foundation".

Expected attendees at the gala dinner include: President Sarkozy, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie, Bono, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Shania Twain, Paz Vega, Quentin Tarantino, Emile Hirsch, Steven Spielberg, Edward Norton, and others.

The price tag for one table at the exclusive upscale event?

$30,000.00. (U.S. funds)

Each table seats ten people (with ample leg room, I expect); so - if you're short on cash - get your buddies to divvy up!

The prestigious A-list spot in the inner circle includes six bottles of premium liquor to quench the most discerning thirst.
(Vodka & Champagne).

Soda & Juice? Extra, I guess!

Since you'll get to mingle with the celebrated elite, why not splurge?

Well, it is inclined to be "the" ultimate soiree to schmooze at.

But, exhibit some class - please!

Leave the 8 X 10 glossy publicity stills at home and forgo on the tendency to scramble for autographs for the kids as you circulate the high-profile room.

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Whether it's a trip to the International Space Station, a flight in the cockpit of a 5G fighter jet, or a power boat racing at over 100 miles an hour you're pining for - Blue Bespoke can design and deliver an experience of a lifetime for you and your pampered clients.

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The professional party people are capable of deftly pulling off the event without a hitch, too. After all, their roster is rife with an extensive list of iconic individuals, celebrity entertainers, and musical ensembles sure to enhance and complement any event or client experience.

Whether it is a swanky summer party overlooking the Thames, a Xmas party with celebrity entertainment to wow your clients - or, quite simply - an "After-dinner" speaker or a Blue Bespoke branded "An Evening With" experience...it can be designed to suit your specific needs.

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Intrigued?

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Ritzy Riviera beckons...

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