When Britney Spears was spotted by a gaggle of paparazzi the other night, her pricey luxury vehicle careened down the street in a quick get-a-way attempt, with the desperados in hot pursuit.
It was described by curious onlookers as a spirited "high-speed" chase on the gritty, mean streets of the city.
The local Boys-in-Blue caught sight of the spectacle, and ceremoniously pulled the crazed photogs over, and cited 'em for reckless driving.
A few exasperating hours later, the grinning rat pack were soon released, on $5,000.00 bond each.
Meanwhile, Britney sped off and wangled her way into a local retailer at 2 a.m. for an - oh-so-privileged - twilight spending spree.
In an effort to smooth over the waters, the owner gushed without batting an eye,
"She just needed some retail therapy."
Say what?
