Some times the morning paper is such a hoot.Like today, for instance.
In an article on the presidential candidates, a journalist reported that Hillary Clinton supporters were irate with the press for casting their presidential hopeful in a bad light.
A couple of 'em whined that the media deliberately used unflattering camera angles to skewer her image. But, worse than that - were guilty of aiming the lens at her bu**cakes - whenever she bent over.
"It's derogatory," one fan fumed.
Well, the target is difficult to miss!
But, I have a suggestion as to how "Hill" can kill two birds with one stone.
Bill's other best-half, should sign on as a spokesperson for a diet product, much like the - "Duchess of York" - did.In addition to slimming down and improving her image, she'd be able to rustle up some big bucks to breathe life into her sagging - um - campaign.
In the alternative, she could start flouncing about in a muumuu.
After all - to some - the cow is still sacred 'ya know!