When I sauntered into Von's this morning for a cup of java and a doughnut, I couldn't help but notice the screaming headlines at the check-out counter on the cover of a tabloid magazine:
Hillary Clinton Gay Affair!
Well, that bit of gossip has been circulating around the gay community for years.
G & L activists haven't pursued the issue - or put the spotlight on the persistent whispers that swirl around Jodie Foster either - because most have taken the stance that both - if the rumors are true - should be afforded the opportunity to "come out" when they're ready to skirt the idea.
Actually, the titillating thought of the winsome duo in the sack - Whoa Nellie, Hillary & Jody! - is inclined to rev up a few scintillating passions in some.
Although both high-profile celebrities are cool and aloof in the public arena, I just betcha, they're both wild tigresses in-between the sheets, dudes!
Meow.
Theorists allege that the reason Hillary never left Bill over his womanizing - and in particular, the Lewinski affair - was due to the fact the Clinton union is a marriage of convenience. Makes sense, doesn't it?
As long as Bill acts discreetly, and doesn't embarrass her too badly in public, she'll forgo on the heave ho!
And, it suits slick Willy's willy; after all, the prospect of hopping into bed with two lusty women is a great little scenario for the over-sexed former president whose favorite motto is: Don't Ask. Don't tell.
Actually, for many men, fantasizing about a threesome with two Lesbos is quite a turn on!
Yeah, men are such animals, aren't they?
As to Hillary - well, I guess the pant suits make sense now - don’t ‘ya think?
For some, butch is a turn on!
Hillary & Bill same person.
Ever see 'em together?