Ellen DeGeneres to marry...Portia de Rossi. Details, please!




So, the big scoop this week - actually the announcement was broadcast over the boob-tube during a taping of the Ellen show on Thursday - was that Ellen plans to wed her longtime squeeze - Portia de Rossi.








Congratulations!


Details please!

Who will be taking on the traditional role of Bride?

Groom?

Once that tell-tale decision is made, enquiring minds want to know - will there be a flashy diamond ring and an elegant frilly wedding frock for the missus (white, of course!) and a formal black tuxedo for the "other half" assuming the male role?


Two pretty female dolls will grace the high tier of the cake, no doubt.

But, are you leaning towards a best man, or a best woman?

Who will toss the bouquet, I wonder.

Ellen, will you sweep Portia over the threshold in your arms?

And, do you expect to honeymoon in Niagara Falls?

Pssst!

Ellen - the Canuck side is much prettier - more romantic than shufflin' off to Buffalo, fer sure!

By the way, don't forget the pre-nup, eh?

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