Hillary Clinton...supporters lambast press for slighting her a**!

Artist notes full figure of Hillary too costly to sculpt...

Some times the morning paper is such a hoot.

Like today, for instance.

In an article on the presidential candidates, a journalist reported that Hillary Clinton supporters were irate with the press for casting their presidential hopeful in a bad light.

A couple of 'em whined that the media deliberately used unflattering camera angles to skewer her image. But, worse than that - were guilty of aiming the lens at her bu**cakes - whenever she bent over.

"It's derogatory," one fan fumed.

Well, the target is difficult to miss!

But, I have a suggestion as to how "Hill" can kill two birds with one stone.

Bill's other best-half, should sign on as a spokesperson for a diet product, much like the - "Duchess of York" - did.

In addition to slimming down and improving her image, she'd be able to rustle up some big bucks to breathe life into her sagging - um - campaign.

In the alternative, she could start flouncing about in a muumuu.

After all - to some - the cow is still sacred 'ya know!

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